I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
