More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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