I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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