In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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