She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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