1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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