So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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