No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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