I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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