why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
