i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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