omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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