We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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