She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Terrible idea I love it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
