I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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