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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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