Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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