u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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