When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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