hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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