Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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