I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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