Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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