i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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