In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
