But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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