The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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