Got a toothbrush?
You surviving the open bar?
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
BRING THE BAGELS
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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