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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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(607): View more from New York

Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(660): View more from Missouri

THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

(816): View more from Missouri

..So we should take it off Youtube?

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(316): View more from Kansas

its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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(619): View more from California

I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.

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(541): View more from Oregon

THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS

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(727): View more from Florida

Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.

(602): View more from Arizona

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.

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