why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
People in love make me want to vomit
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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