I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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