Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm both gender and math confused
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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