Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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