i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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