you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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