i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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