Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
