i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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