It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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