so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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