the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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