sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
