I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
