yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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