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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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