More tranny stories later!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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