ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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