rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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