I love black thongs
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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