No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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