You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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