Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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