I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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