Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
no you cant smoke seaweed
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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