You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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