Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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