So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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To quote Bill the Cat: "Ack! Ack! Thbfft!"
You get a thumbs up just for remembering Bill the Cat.
Thank you! Looks like 24 other people remember Bill the Cat too. :-) (assuming yours was one of the 25 upvotes)
Actually, that's the old meaning.
That is actually what Lil Wayne is referring to in the song.
Fuck, being natural and not resembling a baby is so weird!
As long as you don't try to give new meaning to 'going hard in the paint', I'll be fine with it.
Deal breaker
Your loss
At least trim the forest :o/ no one wants to get there and realize they need a weed whacker to continue...
And therefore perpetuating said singleness. Perhaps a landing strip?
I don't mind a little dental floss....
Banged a chick once with a hair diaper...sounded like I was driving my chubwagon thru a pile of leaves
No please don't no that is terrible
let's hope you care. you don't want trolls other wild life running through your forest.
If you're going for a zen garden downstairs, you might as well go for a bonsai tree and add a design in to it! Ya know? Make it interesting. Get creative. If you're going to rock a bush, make it unique!
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